Breakfast for dinner at the beach with my sissy. <3 (at Moonlight Beach)
I was just reading AOL is announcing “a new way to connect with each other” in a couple days and I THINK AIM MIGHT BE COMING BACK AS AN APP! What do YOU think?
I THINK YOU’RE RIGHT AND AIM WILL BE BACK
Were you a good student at school? Like were you topping the class and all that and do you try really hard or not?
yes to all im not one of those ppl that can get an A+ by breathing i gotta study like a fucking maniac
how am i supposed to forget you when every time i go outside i see things that remind me of you
- garbage cans
- dog shit
- asshole people
- those babies that you want to punch in the face because they wont stop crying no matter what
COOL NEW HACK TO GET MORE ICING FOR YOUR TOASTER STRUDEL
- Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
- Marry them and start a family
- Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
- Make them strudel with no icing
- They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
- Take all six packets for yourself
- Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster
|mom:||don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
|me:||fire cannot kill a dragon
Wait, wait, wait, I have an amazing new idea. How about we fix the American school system.
dinosaurs didn’t follow my blog and now they’re extinct
coincidence??? i think not
(Source: guy, via trolling-potato)