Breakfast for dinner at the beach with my sissy. <3 (at Moonlight Beach)

Breakfast for dinner at the beach with my sissy. <3 (at Moonlight Beach)

— 8 hours ago

real-gifs:

au8:

I was just reading AOL is announcing “a new way to connect with each other” in a couple days and I THINK AIM MIGHT BE COMING BACK AS AN APP! What do YOU think?

I THINK YOU’RE RIGHT AND AIM WILL BE BACK

(via kingsleyyy)

— 2 days ago with 18092 notes
Anonymous asked: Were you a good student at school? Like were you topping the class and all that and do you try really hard or not?


Answer:

uoa:

yes to all im not one of those ppl that can get an A+ by breathing i gotta study like a fucking maniac 

— 2 days ago with 16 notes

clraft:

how am i supposed to forget you when every time i go outside i see things that remind me of you

like:

  • garbage cans
  • dog shit
  • asshole people
  • those babies that you want to punch in the face because they wont stop crying no matter what

(via joshpeck)

— 2 days ago with 62474 notes
COOL NEW HACK TO GET MORE ICING FOR YOUR TOASTER STRUDEL

toasterstrudel:

  1. Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
  2. Marry them and start a family
  3. Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
  4. Make them strudel with no icing
  5. They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
  6. Take all six packets for yourself
  7. Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster

(via cumpanypicnic)

— 2 days ago with 27534 notes
Stuck here for the rest of the night. #catmomma #keekat #babyboy

Stuck here for the rest of the night. #catmomma #keekat #babyboy

— 2 days ago
#keekat  #catmomma  #babyboy 

obeseblackguy:

when the internet takes a lil over a millisecond to load

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(Source: papadevs, via kingsleyyy)

— 2 days ago with 386858 notes
mom:don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
me:fire cannot kill a dragon
— 2 days ago with 322083 notes

buzzfeed:

buzzfeed:

So…this is happening next week. Before anyone asks, it will be streaming live!

THIS IS HAPPENING SOON. VERY SOON.

(via pricklylegs)

— 2 days ago with 663 notes

parkingstrange:

the bae: “Why are you taking so long to get ready???”

me: sorry bae I’m just a-

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(Source: parkingstrange, via hi)

— 2 days ago with 42079 notes
unclefather:

this is the wrong color tricycle mom I hate you so much this is the worst birthday ever

unclefather:

this is the wrong color tricycle mom I hate you so much this is the worst birthday ever

(Source: yeahiwasintheshit, via hi)

— 2 days ago with 300010 notes

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Wait, wait, wait, I have an amazing new idea. How about we fix the American school system.

(via joshpeck)

— 2 days ago with 192823 notes

myheadisloud:

tall-girlproblems:

myheadisloud:

boy nipples are weird

girl nipples are weird

the word nipple is weird

the phrase nip nops is weird

That’s why you call them sensitive chest raisins.

first of all, no

(via trolling-potato)

— 2 days ago with 134878 notes

guy:

dinosaurs didn’t follow my blog and now they’re extinct

coincidence??? i think not

(Source: guy, via trolling-potato)

— 2 days ago with 24140 notes